From the most recent Deducation post
Jonathan Alter, Union Buster
Jonathan Alter, an unlikely candidate for enshrinement in the right-wing Hall of Fame, seems to be buying into the anti-labor, anti-education, anti-humanistic rhetoric of the far right with his latest editorial in Newsweek. , entitled "Obama's No-Brainer on Education."
He should know better. A regular contributor to the Huffington Post, a sometimes guest of Al Franken, the journalist who broke the "chads" story in the 2000 Florida Presidential election, the blogger who wisely counsels that the way out of the mess W. has led this country into is to "Listen to Gore," Alter adopts a disconcerting display of "no brains" by parroting right-wing lies and drivel about the NCLB. "Blah blah blah accountability blah blah teachers unions blah blah blah liberal blah blah blah outcomes blah blah blah assessment blah blah blah."
His reasoning would provide a course in logical fallacies and unexamined premises for any college freshman. Maybe we can even get a question on it on some state's NCLB test: In Jonathan Alter's piece ""Obama's No-Brainer on Education," how many logical fallacies does he commit? A. 5 B. 10 C. 15 D. More than 15
Let's take a couple. First, the famous sports analogy, much prized by conservatives. Quoting Bob Wise, president of an organization disingenuously calling itself the "Alliance for Excellent Education" which believes that the NCLB is not mean enough because it's only authorized to withhold federal funds form high schools that don't get its students to do well enough on the multiple-choice tests ("it lacks teeth at the high school level").
But I digress. According to Alter (the quotation is uncited, i.e., plagiarized), Wise says, "If I told you your basketball team finished in 25th place, you'd be outraged." Well, no, I wouldn't. Winning large numbers of basketball games just isn't that important in the larger scheme of things. Education is not a competition for first place, a basketball game writ large; it's a process that ensures all our citizens will be able to think and communicate effectively. Basketball isn't life; basketball isn't even very much like life. Many sports have a clear winner and a clear loser, no ambiguity, either-or, black and white. How is that like real life? Faulty analogy--one of the prime abuses of logic.
Another one: According to Alter (again, an uncited source), teachers unions should listen to one Andy Stern. Well, why should we listen to Andy Stern? Maybe we should, maybe we shouldn't, but Alter doesn't really give us any reasons. We apparently should take Alter's word for it--listen to Andy Stern because he agrees with me on this.
Andy Stern, according to Alter, has said "Education is like any business. You need a return on investment. Outcomes do matter...." Well, no, education is not like a business, nor should it be. ExxonMobil is a business, Halliburton is a business, FreddieMac is a business, Enron was a business. Education is not a business. False analogy again, but even worse, it's another logical fallacy as well: the unproven minor premise. It's like saying "All white-tailed deer must die; Socrates is a white-tailed deer; therefore, Socrates must die." The goal of education is not to increase its shareholders' profits at all cost.
The conclusion Alter and Stern try to lead us to--teachers unions are bad--thus falls apart. But let's examine it even more closely. Union-busting is the oldest pastime for profit-hungry corporations. Unions fight to maintain civilized treatment for workers, a work environment where workers are free to contribute to the best of their abilities, receive a decent wage for their efforts, and remain relatively free of harassment and exploitation. Now more than ever a strong teachers union is crucial for this nation--they seem to be the only ones willing to stand up to a Congress and a President and a Secretary of Education who know nothing about education yet are more than willing to mindlessly impose their benighted ideologies on this nation's schools.
I have a challenge for Alter and Stern and Bush and Spellings and all the union-busters in Congress. Find an incompetent teacher and name him or her; lay out explicitly your criteria for the judgement of "incompetent" so we can see exactly where you're coming from and we can examine your criteria. Let's see who, according to you, deserves to be fired, and why. No generalizations, no abstractions, no easy pandering characterizations of "incompetent teachers." Name one.
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